I wish I was a kid because...
I could wear superhero underwear without being judged.
Garrison has some of the coolest underwear. Yes, I realize I'm not a boy but they are still cool.
I could fart in public and not think twice about it.
As opposed to praying Garrison doesn't ask me (and not quietly) what that smell was.
I would have a ridiculous amount of energy.
I would be skinny, even if I ate donuts for breakfast, a pizza buffet for lunch and candy for dessert. Check out this mom and tell me that's not funny.
I could have a new husband every week and not be judged for it (just kidding!).
Caffeine would actually have an effect on me.
I could blame my sister for everything again.
Okay, Kristin... I finally admit it.
I could say what I wanted when I wanted and not care what people thought about me.
Oh wait, I already do that!
I wouldn't have to clean up after anyone, ever...ever!
If snot came out of my nose while laughing I wouldn't be embarassed. I would just laugh harder.
Garrison did this last night!
I would have an excuse to go see the girly Disney movies.
So far I have bought Tangled and Beauty and the Beast for Garrison. He has quickly learned those are really just for Mommy!
I would whole heartedly believe in Santa Claus!
I wouldn't be concerned with politics at all.
Garrison has been asking us lots of question about the election so I felt like he would want to know the results after Tuesday night. Wednesday morning I woke up him and told him that Obama won the election so he would still be our president. His response? "Mommy, I'm seven years old. I don't need to be worried about things like that." HA! I wish I didn't have to be worried either!