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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

You Know You Are Old When...

I have had a lot of these moments lately so I thought I would share.

You know you are old when...

  • You get really excited about getting new tires on your car.
  • Your DVR recordings shift from reality shows to crime shows.
  • You realize that the person born in 1992 is legally able to drink.  I hope you were all as shocked by this as I was.
  • You still wake up before 8 am when you are not with the kids.
  • Sex and Sleep become very closely ranked.
  • You frantically search for something that you have had in your hands for the last 10 minutes.
  • You stop giving a crap what people think about you.
  • You drive through a fast food restaurant and can't comprehend why they would be open 24 hours.
  • The bands you loved as a teenager start making "comeback tours".
  • Your kid knows more about electronics than you do.
  • You're up at 3 am...because of a crying toddler or a dog that needs to go out (an OLD dog).
  • You would rather sit at home drinking wine than go to a bar where you have to yell over the noise.
  • People in their 40's and 50's no longer seem old. 
  • Conversations with your best friend involve your baby's eating, pooping and napping schedule.
  • You start hand writing thank you notes.
  • A house party means wine, grilling out and board games... not liquor, vomit and Febreeze.
  • Going braless is liberating...and not at all sexy.
  • Instead of being jealous of the hot girls' selfies on Facebook you feel sorry for them and hope they will realize their worth and get it together.
  • It takes you three days to recover from a workout.
  • You start a sentence out with, "Kids these days..."




~Jewels*



1 comment:

  1. Tell it, sista! This made me laugh out loud. It's so funny because its true!

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