You Know You Are Old When...

I have had a lot of these moments lately so I thought I would share.

You know you are old when...

• You get really excited about getting new tires on your car.
• Your DVR recordings shift from reality shows to crime shows.
• You realize that the person born in 1992 is legally able to drink.  I hope you were all as shocked by this as I was.
• You still wake up before 8 am when you are not with the kids.
• Sex and Sleep become very closely ranked.
• You frantically search for something that you have had in your hands for the last 10 minutes.
• You stop giving a crap what people think about you.
• You drive through a fast food restaurant and can't comprehend why they would be open 24 hours.
• The bands you loved as a teenager start making "comeback tours".
• Your kid knows more about electronics than you do.
• You're up at 3 am...because of a crying toddler or a dog that needs to go out (an OLD dog).
• You would rather sit at home drinking wine than go to a bar where you have to yell over the noise.
• People in their 40's and 50's no longer seem old. 
• Conversations with your best friend involve your baby's eating, pooping and napping schedule.
• You start hand writing thank you notes.
• A house party means wine, grilling out and board games... not liquor, vomit and Febreeze.
• Going braless is liberating...and not at all sexy.
• Instead of being jealous of the hot girls' selfies on Facebook you feel sorry for them and hope they will realize their worth and get it together.
• It takes you three days to recover from a workout.
• You start a sentence out with, "Kids these days..."

~Jewels*